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petrus-peloponnesus:

hiddlesbatchlove:

lilmissitalia:

If there’s a “heavens no” and a “hell yes” why isn’t there a “purgatory maybe”

PURGHAPS

i spat my drink

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Don’t hang with people who make you justify your vibe. Black Holes don’t give the light back.

spearmintx:

why is it that were always told not to get tattoos at a young age because we “will regret it later on” when we are basically told to choose a career path by age 18? i’d rather be 40 years old with a tattoo that meant something to me when i was young than be 40 years old not wanting to get out of bed to go to a job that i hate because i was forced to decide on a career in my teens

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Things I Wish My Mother Had Taught Me | d.a.s (via vittamin)

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Do not try to be pretty. You weren’t meant to be pretty; you were meant to burn down the earth and graffiti the sky. Don’t let anyone ever simplify you to just “pretty.”

shingeki-no-kou:

I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra

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thirdeyedeaf:

isn’t it weird how with some people you never run out of things to talk about but with others it’s like you always end up talking about the weather

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deaththreat:

The best kind of alcohol is a lot.

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dashdrive:

if you ever want to hold a boys hand, just tell them you could beat them arm wrestling. they can’t back down from that challenge

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thatfunnyblog:

come on playground lets get sickening!

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squarecutorpearshape:

Do you see this??

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This is Carol muthafuckin Channing.

How many performances of Dolly did she miss? ZERO.

One time she fell into the pit during a performance and GOT RIGHT BACK UP.

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She killed that cow with her own vibrato 

THE BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS

Hello, Dolly?


HELLO PAIN

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She doesn’t need presents under the tree at christmastime

SHE IS SANTA

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DON’T FUCK WITH CAROL CHANNING

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piertotum-locomottor:

psychoshango:

you ever notice how in women’s razor commercials the models’ legs are already completely hairless before they “shave” them

like we can’t even handle showing body hair in a commercial about how to get rid of body hair

nash grier films them

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