If there’s a “heavens no” and a “hell yes” why isn’t there a “purgatory maybe”
i spat my drink
Don’t hang with people who make you justify your vibe. Black Holes don’t give the light back.
why is it that were always told not to get tattoos at a young age because we “will regret it later on” when we are basically told to choose a career path by age 18? i’d rather be 40 years old with a tattoo that meant something to me when i was young than be 40 years old not wanting to get out of bed to go to a job that i hate because i was forced to decide on a career in my teens
Do not try to be pretty. You weren’t meant to be pretty; you were meant to burn down the earth and graffiti the sky. Don’t let anyone ever simplify you to just “pretty.”
isn’t it weird how with some people you never run out of things to talk about but with others it’s like you always end up talking about the weather
if you ever want to hold a boys hand, just tell them you could beat them arm wrestling. they can’t back down from that challenge
Do you see this??
This is Carol muthafuckin Channing.
How many performances of Dolly did she miss? ZERO.
One time she fell into the pit during a performance and GOT RIGHT BACK UP.
She killed that cow with her own vibrato
THE BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS
She doesn’t need presents under the tree at christmastime
SHE IS SANTA
DON’T FUCK WITH CAROL CHANNING